you know you're really lazy when you get excited about cancelled plans.
jamilogic: Better have some Gucci pages
I am in love with a rose, but I am nothing but a dandelion
getting an iPhone was the best decision I’ve ever made Mainly cause of these great emoticons 💃👳🎎💰
the only thing i’m good at is eating
rjpasions: Daedelus & Madvillain -...
onepaidassnigga: bro hold up let me instagram the weed
cosmo tip #323
expertcosmotips: freeze his cum into popsicle trays for a nice summer treat.
princessbjork: 2 chainz? in this economy?
projectpatta: rapewhistled: its weird how today will only come once but even weirder how today i came twice
rip1993: if ur unemployed throw it up
I have to wake up in 3 hours it might be a good idea to go to sleep now
India wins a silver medal at the Olympics 3 hour news coverage on the win repeating the same thing over and over again
none of these places even exist in Australia
my Aunty saw James bond on tv and thought it was Obama like what.. How does that even happen What
dumbl-edore: if anything should have a ask limit it should be my parents
this lecturer is so god damn annoying she randomly goes high pitched halfway through her sentences it is such a pain I recorded myself mocking her but this stupid app doesn’t let me upload audio posts so use ur imagination